Vinyl · Bumper GradeDrop 1 · Stampede
ONE EVERY 25 MINUTES.
SKU CC-032
The most devastating bumper sticker in the line. Nobody gets it until they do. The driver behind you looks it up at the next red light and doesn't finish their coffee.
$61
“The driver behind you looks it up at the next red light.”
☞ Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on the gate being open. Goods ride out with drop 1 · stampede — drops ship together, the way a wagon should. Returns accepted until the gate closes. The gate doesn't close.
☞ The Fine Print
No card charged today — this is still the concept commissary, but the orders are real. We take your order, we hold your place in the drop, and we settle up when it ships. The hero action was always the forward button; the second-best action is the wagon.
Field Notes
- ★Bumper-grade vinyl
- ★Weatherproof, UV-resistant
- ★Nobody gets it until they do