Vinyl · Receipt FormatDrop 1 · Stampede
“Going Viral” / We Know What That Costs.
SKU CC-033
Top line: their word. Bottom line: the receipt. We know what viral spread actually costs — in dead animals. The two-liner that gets the most double-takes at 65 mph.
$61
“We know what viral spread actually costs. In dead animals.”
☞ Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on the gate being open. Goods ride out with drop 1 · stampede — drops ship together, the way a wagon should. Returns accepted until the gate closes. The gate doesn't close.
☞ The Fine Print
No card charged today — this is still the concept commissary, but the orders are real. We take your order, we hold your place in the drop, and we settle up when it ships. The hero action was always the forward button; the second-best action is the wagon.
Field Notes
- ★Receipt-format two-liner
- ★Their word up top, the receipt below
- ★Reads at 65 mph