The Index Card
The recipe must be real. Not from a bottle. Not from a packet. The kind written on an index card and handed down because no one can be trusted to remember it. We can only sell you the card. The recipe has to be yours. Includes a Ranch Dressing Showdown entry code. Buttermilk not included. You'll know.
Every card ships with an entry code for the Ranch Dressing Showdown. The recipe has to be real. The packet is a lie.
“We can only sell you the card. Buttermilk not included. You'll know.”
☞ Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on the gate being open. Goods ride out with drop 1 · stampede — drops ship together, the way a wagon should. Returns accepted until the gate closes. The gate doesn't close.
☞ The Fine Print
No card charged today — this is still the concept commissary, but the orders are real. We take your order, we hold your place in the drop, and we settle up when it ships. The hero action was always the forward button; the second-best action is the wagon.
- ★Letterpressed 3×5 card stock
- ★Ships blank — the recipe has to be yours
- ★Includes one Ranch Dressing Showdown entry code