The $75 Cow Tag
The thesis, cast in brass, on your keys. The entire CacheCow argument fits on an ear tag: architecture over scale. They wrote 50 pages. We shipped the tag. This is the one your investor picks up off your desk and asks about. That's the pitch meeting. You're welcome.
“The one your investor picks up off your desk and asks about.”
☞ Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on the gate being open. Goods ride out with drop 1 · stampede — drops ship together, the way a wagon should. Returns accepted until the gate closes. The gate doesn't close.
☞ The Fine Print
No card charged today — this is still the concept commissary, but the orders are real. We take your order, we hold your place in the drop, and we settle up when it ships. The hero action was always the forward button; the second-best action is the wagon.
- ★Cast brass, ear-tag form
- ★Split ring, keychain scale
- ★The thesis in your palm: architecture over scale