CACHECOW/ Not a Threat. A Crush.
The Commissary · Field Apparel
Tee · RustDrop 2 · The Fall Build

Not a Threat. A Crush.

SKU CC-026

The legal strategy as merch. The exact line that keeps this whole campaign unsuable, delivered as a joke. You can't sue a fan. Insiders howl. Lawyers nod slowly and bill nobody.

Size
Runs true. Size up for the barn layer.
$321

You can't sue a fan.

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping on the gate being open. Goods ride out with drop 2 · the fall build — drops ship together, the way a wagon should. Returns accepted until the gate closes. The gate doesn't close.

The Fine Print

No card charged today — this is still the concept commissary, but the orders are real. We take your order, we hold your place in the drop, and we settle up when it ships. The hero action was always the forward button; the second-best action is the wagon.

Field Notes
  • Rust heavyweight tee
  • Two-line front print
  • The line that keeps the whole thing unsuable

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